tsarbucks:

tsarbucks:

I can’t stand airplanes that carry alcohol

they always lift my spirits up and then bring them right back down

person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
person:
person: what are you doing
me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go

Gwaineapple and their everything (◕‿◕✿)

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

evaded:

I hate when you like something on tumblr to look at it later but when you actually go back to find it, it’s buried within one million other posts and you’re just sitting here like ‘oh’

sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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religiouspunk:

girl are you trash because i want to take you out

closerasstrangers:

I FOUND THIS ON TWITTER SO IF IT’S TRUE

FUCKING SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE.